Gernails Law of Motion
In the name of all mighty Bin Qasim, I hear by lay down Laws of Motion in Al Bakistan
Gernails First Law: It is my way or coup/jail. #G1
Gernails Second Law: When you sow terrorist, you reap dollars. #G2
Gernails Third Law: Anything that can go wrong, will be blamed on yahood-hanood & Amreeka.#G3
Gernails Fourth Law: Necessity is the ammi of fauji interventions. #G4
Gernails Fifth Law: Assumptions is the ammi of all Kargils and arrogance is the khala of all Bin Ladens. #G5
Gernails Sixth Law: For every bum blast, there is an equal number of RAW agents to be blamed. #G6
Gernails Seventh Law: The number people dying in bum blasts, is inversely proportional to the number of people making to jannah. #G7
Gernails Eighth Law: Borders at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by non-state pious biradars. #G8
Gernails Ninth Law: If you can spin every defeat to victory in history textbook, why live responsibly? #G9
Gernails Tenth Law: Victory or defeat, humiliation or honor is temporary but corner plots are permanent. #G10
Gernails Eleventh Law: Jungjoo fauj remains beacon of non-discrimination, be it bengali, baloch, pashtun, sindhi or punjabi - civilians will be treated like cattles #G11
Gernails Twelfth Law: Equality is when all politician have opportunity to be PM. Equity is when every PM will be eventually humiliated. #G12
Gernails Thirteenth Law: Prime Ministers may come & go, only thing constant is jungjoo fauj. #G13
Gernails Fourteenth Law: When you owe someone money, it's their problem & no longer yours to worry. #G14
Gernails Fifteenth Law: Who you vote for is immaterial, what matters is who counts your vote. #G15
Superb 👍
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